Your World or His Way

Came here "alone", no wits but my own
Don't need no God. Got this fine facade.

Grew up skinned my knees, learned "thank you" and "please"
It's all covered, Lord, elsewhere I'll go toward.

Soon an adult, I don't need no "cult"
Learned well on the street: No vow? then no cheat

So "free" without scorn, no conscience to warn
Man, brandy is good! TV says that I should!

I knew it, I'm right! Shame is good - hid from sight.

Oh yeah! She said "yes", don't need you to bless
Feet made of clay, so it's "natural" this way

Cruising along, "Free will can't be wrong!"
"Hey wait, who's this kid?, Out of me, came he hid?"

Still, what's this pang? This "narking" harangue
Here's what to do, test the word so untrue

Something's awry, something is amiss
The old man must die? to receive your bliss?

Okay, whatever. Home to drink, watch a game
He thinks He's clever, cause He knows my name!?!

Pesky light, GO AWAY! Leave me to advices
Saying "Hey, it's okay, your ways have no prices."

And what of my past? Lord, what can I do?
Such power it has, to keep me from you.

You say that's his trick? The king of this world,
Guilt making me sick, in a fetal ball curled?

Deny you, I won't. Lies author, be damned!
Let him chant his rant. By your truth, he is slammed

By your grace liberty, awaits one and all
Your blood makes us free. Strong, weak. Big and small.

Lord, thanks for the light. Without it we're lost.
Your way is so bright, for by you, it was Crossed.

The Ways of this World are Worlds from His Way. Choose wisely.

A Heart So Lost, Save Him

Jesus, Lord, come take me in,

Leave me not to me,

From you too long, apart I've been,

Mine eyes, make see, but thee

Anger walls, and judgments blind,

Hearts that stray from you,

Take all this hate, and make it kind,

Slay lies, my Lord, so true

Worldly cares, work to distract,

Shining is your face,

Help us to see, and then to act,

Once lost, now found in grace

Walking, gaining, in the word,

Striving not to fall,

Praying, seeking, who've yet heard,

The One, true God, of all

Scripture saves, truth from His lips,

Grant your ears, Him hear,

Your world possessed, He does eclipse,

His light, His love, is near

Someday soon, pray we return,

To where, our hearts belong,

Endless embrace, no way to earn,
By grace we join the throng

It's not known, when He will reap,
Then rapture from this life,
Loved seeds once sown / now cherished sheep,
Brought home, and safe, from strife

I love you, my Jesus

amen

A Prayer for Strength...

Wandering. Wondering. The thing that one can do...
To make sense. To recompense. To show our love for you...

Just one place, to seek Thy face. Our broke hearts, you do heal...
Grace from Thee. All mercy. You alone, can break the seal...

Jesus, Lord. Go toward. Confusion soon released...
True belief. Brings relief. By you, all lies, deceased.

Thank you God. I love your life. When seen in my minds eye...
It was so hard. So full of strife. None be so blessed as I.

I long to hear, from your mouth Lord: The love you felt that day...
Its beacon still, shines from that hill, no matter how we stray.

Happy tears, allay all fears, Lord, in you, how to worry ?
Never alone, when you are known, all concerns you bury.

Life is short, not long enough, unanswered go some doubts
The truth, the way, the life that is, drenches any droughts

We pray unto, and yearn for you, our lives your blessings fill,
We'll heed your call, the One who's all, bye flesh, hello Gods' will

Now as planned, Your realm at hand, with heart, soul, mind seek we,
Straight the gate, not long to wait, let's each bring two or three.

Jesus, mine, this life in line. Thank you for redemption.
Never let, your sheep forget, your supreme exemption.

Help us, our Jesus, to hunger and thirst after your righteousness so that we may truly be filled. We love you, amen.

Communication Breakdown

DICTIONARY FOR FEMALE PERSONAL ADS

"40-ish" - 49

"Beautiful" - Pathological liar

"Emotionally Secure" - on medication

"Contagious Smile" - Does a lot of pills

"Free Spirit" - Junkie

"Fun" - Annoying

"New Age" - Body hair in the wrong places

"Open Minded" - Desperate

"Outgoing" - Loud and Embarrassing

"Passionate" - Sloppy drunk

"Professional" - (5 letter word that starts w/ B)

"Wants soul mate" - Stalker

WOMENS ENGLISH
1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. "We need" = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I'm upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight = Is *** all you ever think about?

MENS ENGLISH

I am hungry = I am hungry

I am sleepy = I am sleepy

I am tired = I am tired

Nice dress = Can I kiss you?

I'm bored = Can I kiss you?

May I have this dance? = " "

Can I call you some time? = " "

Want to see a movie? = " "

Can I take you to dinner? = " "

Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally...

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on the time of month.
For example, when a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump up his backside.

New "American" Lexicon

Can't post at my TH blog right now so here goes...

annals -recorded history of butt savagery
bipartisanship -the current annals of the GOP
community -something that "raises" stuff(see also: village)
despot -one who razes stuff (see also:POTUS elect) eg;"Standby y'all while I razes the economy!"
election - selection with hidden s stacked in front of it / eg; "OH MAN! I just stepped in some election s!"
front - what one sees while a despot offers his back for kissing / eg; "Wow! Mr. Obama is right in front of me....HEY! Where's my wallet!"
gone - current state of Americas' future
hubris - permanent state of Americas' POTUS elect
intelligence - formerly a goal of US national security/school children eg; "I don't play w/ Saul, he's got intelligence. Let's blow-up his car."
jamboree - BO(before Obama)a wholesome activity of the Boy Scouts of America / AA(after Awakening) a wholesome activity wherein a large group of "community despots" attempt to "awaken" an elderly lady.
klan - eg; The Kennedy family / see also: the CBC
Lear Jet - what liberals fly to meetings about the evils of carbon dioxide
Man, a - that which is to remain tutored, neutered and toally de-shootered
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