Things 'n Stuff

His love - Enough? It is

2010-05-24T17:02:00.000-07:00

In me - is He? - mine eyes - you see?
Mercy - and grace - seek we - His face
All told - none more - giving - our Lord
Came God - to save - all souls - weak, brave

Babe small - some saw - earths' pall - hid awe
Under - His gaze - learning - our ways
Loved He - so much - strong, lame - as such

Young "man" - heart bursts - must fill - His thirsts
Finds twelve - knows one - sells soul - rest shun
Loves still - not "some" - gives all - takes crumb
Road there - blind see - lame walk - scores free

Save us - He would - suffer - our good
Recant - this grant ? - None can - He can't
Your job - just this - receive - His bliss
Precious - His blood - grant me - that flood

When the going gets tough, it's Him, we needs knowing

2010-05-22T17:10:00.000-07:00

"Doneday" was a good one - had my jobs and got 'em did
"Bluesday" thieves had their fun - took my blower and hid

"Amendsday" - we praise Him, and thank Him for His grace
"Reverse-day" had some vim - but soon back on my face

"Sigh-day", now repenting - For anger of lost gear
Just until lamenting, more theft from my trucks' rear

That's the way it is folks - There's danger living life!!
Moth and rust: spoil our hoax - In Jesus there's no strife!

Anyway, 4 C-notes, fell on me - like manna(s)
Jesus gets all my votes - (+ him who hates bananas)

Truly, that past blessing - From Tempke's ministry
Stopped this fool from stressing - God, from you, why'd I flee?

Thanks, Mike, for this blower - And trimmer soon possessed
Should you need a mower - You've got TWO! Do you jest?!

Just a joke I'm teasing, all I have is yours
If it's not displeasing - take my bills and chores

That's my tale, no waiver - nor "splaining" will you hear
But for just one favor - Rent free? Your house? A year?

To Al Gore, with love...

2009-12-12T10:52:00.000-08:00

One dull December, mourn

An endless campaign remains

In Youtube "light"

Vapors rise from

Gaseous, greed-filled libs

Founders bones now spin

For a crazed American

Our fathers' stood on faith and reason

Al Gores' creed rejects them

His "thoughts", so starched

Swindling, it starts with the U.N.

Who will tax your exhalations!

New world "preachers"

Kill babies, unborn

Norsemen ready the syrup

Poured in ears of "useful" "friends"

Their, hell sent, committee

Like flies on the dung

Snow leopard sighs

"By protection I've thrived,

So, who needs these tools?"

Eric Allie brilliance

2009-12-05T12:24:00.000-08:00

Post (that never posted) over at Cross Examined dot org

2009-12-04T08:16:00.000-08:00

from Dr. Frank Tureks' Cross Examined blog site:

//...the rings in a tree stump give you information, a decaying corpse can tell you all sorts of things. An intelligent mind is not needed to create this information, and yet the information is still ‘actual’.//

God created the tree (and the mind of the man who invented the chainsaw, allowing the unscrupulous "scientifical politicist" to intentionally misrepresent its neatly exposed rings) and, the now decaying corpse of, the human being. Having set in motion all creation, it only follows that His intelligent mind is behind every process His creation goes through, even if its "only" to the extent that he gave our minds free will to obey or disobey Him. His eternal nature points up that fact so, given this reality, the above does not include information free of an intelligent mind. Far from it. From start: "In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God." John 1:1 - To finish: (Jesus speaking) "Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away." Mark 13:31

As to infinity, it appears as though some are trying to fit Him into their idea of what that means. We can only understand it in the abstract so, how can one claim that He disobeys the laws of His own making? Why can't He be infinitely small, for instance, if it suits his purpose(s) at any given moment? Or infinitely absent? Or moving? Diverse? Invisible? Present? (Jesus speaking, "...My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness...." 2nd Cor. 12:9 "Blessed are the poor {broken/contrite} in spirit : for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.") In Jesus dwelt, "the fulness of the Godhead bodily" (Col.2:9) and yet He struggled with His flesh and went to the Cross like a lamb! The lamb of God! Why? Could it be that He is infinitely humble? What the nonbeliever is saying is, in essence, "If God is infinite, He must -according to my finite ability to understand infinity- act ONLY in accordance to what (I comprehend) infinity allows for." Its all about context. If you were right in your assumption(s) of what infinity is then, yeah, God would adhere to THAT reality but, I don't think a finite being can know the true meaning of the great "I am" so who are we to presume what "constrains" Him? The pharisees held themselves above Him, and that is why they took up stones against Him: "Because... being a man (He made of Himself) God." John 10:33

Don't ask me, or any other human, what means forever. That may be the crux of it: literal atheists won't believe in anything they won't see and believe that, eventually, ALL things can/will be discerned while theists accept that what is readily apparent to the mind, being endowed with a spark of His divine spirit, is sufficient for this life "And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory." 1st Tim. 3:16 And we are happy for it, not indignant at the very notion that we might not be privy to all knowledge of His creation.
That is why we worship Him and not it.

Look at it this way: "For God so loved Tim, that He gave His only begotten..." When the truth in that statement hits you flush in your heart, you will fall in love and spend the rest of your life seeking His will. May God bless you and touch your heart with His love divine.

Your World or His Way

2009-10-10T11:47:00.000-07:00

Came here "alone", no wits but my own
Don't need no God. Got this fine facade.

Grew up skinned my knees, learned "thank you" and "please"
It's all covered, Lord, elsewhere I'll go toward.

Soon an adult, I don't need no "cult"
Learned well on the street: No vow? then no cheat

So "free" without scorn, no conscience to warn
Man, brandy is good! TV says that I should!

I knew it, I'm right! Shame is good - hid from sight.

Oh yeah! She said "yes", don't need you to bless
Feet made of clay, so it's "natural" this way

Cruising along, "Free will can't be wrong!"
"Hey wait, who's this kid?, Out of me, came he hid?"

Still, what's this pang? This "narking" harangue
Here's what to do, test the word so untrue

Something's awry, something is amiss
The old man must die? to receive your bliss?

Okay, whatever. Home to drink, watch a game
He thinks He's clever, cause He knows my name!?!

Pesky light, GO AWAY! Leave me to advices
Saying "Hey, it's okay, your ways have no prices."

And what of my past? Lord, what can I do?
Such power it has, to keep me from you.

You say that's his trick? The king of this world,
Guilt making me sick, in a fetal ball curled?

Deny you, I won't. Lies author, be damned!
Let him chant his rant. By your truth, he is slammed

By your grace liberty, awaits one and all
Your blood makes us free. Strong, weak. Big and small.

Lord, thanks for the light. Without it we're lost.
Your way is so bright, for by you, it was Crossed.

The Ways of this World are Worlds from His Way. Choose wisely.

A Heart So Lost, Save Him

2009-08-21T12:57:00.000-07:00

Jesus, Lord, come take me in,

Leave me not to me,

From you too long, apart I've been,

Mine eyes, make see, but thee

Anger walls, and judgments blind,

Hearts that stray from you,

Take all this hate, and make it kind,

Slay lies, my Lord, so true

Worldly cares, work to distract,

Shining is your face,

Help us to see, and then to act,

Once lost, now found in grace

Walking, gaining, in the word,

Striving not to fall,

Praying, seeking, who've yet heard,

The One, true God, of all

Scripture saves, truth from His lips,

Grant your ears, Him hear,

Your world possessed, He does eclipse,

His light, His love, is near

Someday soon, pray we return,

To where, our hearts belong,

Endless embrace, no way to earn,
By grace we join the throng

It's not known, when He will reap,
Then rapture from this life,
Loved seeds once sown / now cherished sheep,
Brought home, and safe, from strife

I love you, my Jesus

amen

A Prayer for Strength...

2009-08-21T12:39:00.000-07:00

Wandering. Wondering / The thing that one can do
To make sense. To recompense / To show our love for you

Just one place, our goal, Thy face / These broke hearts, by You healed
Grace from Thee. All mercy / Sin's blocked by Your love shield

Jesus, Lord. Go toward / Confusion soon deceased
True belief. Brings relief / By you, all lies, released.

Thank you God. I love your life / When seen in my minds eye
It was so hard. So full of strife / None be so blessed as I.

I long to hear, from your mouth Lord: / The love you felt that day
Its beacon still, shines from that hill / no matter how we stray.

Happy tears, allay all fears / Lord, in you, how to worry ?
Never alone, when you are known / all concerns you bury.

Life is short, not long enough / unanswered go some doubts
The truth, the way, the life,that is / drenches any droughts

We pray unto, and yearn for you/ our lives your blessings fill,
We'll heed your call, the One who's all / bye flesh, hello Gods' will

Now as planned, Your realm at hand / with heart, soul, mind seek we,
Straight the gate, not long to wait / let's help those He can free!

Jesus, mine, this life in line / saved by Your crossed exemption
Never let, your sheep forget / to thank You for redemption

Help us, our Jesus, to hunger and thirst after your righteousness so that we may truly be filled. We love you, amen.

Communication Breakdown

2009-04-09T18:27:00.000-07:00

DICTIONARY FOR FEMALE PERSONAL ADS

"40-ish" - 49

"Beautiful" - Pathological liar

"Emotionally Secure" - on medication

"Contagious Smile" - Does a lot of pills

"Free Spirit" - Junkie

"Fun" - Annoying

"New Age" - Body hair in the wrong places

"Open Minded" - Desperate

"Outgoing" - Loud and Embarrassing

"Passionate" - Sloppy drunk

"Professional" - (5 letter word that starts w/ B)

"Wants soul mate" - Stalker

WOMENS ENGLISH
1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. "We need" = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I'm upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight = Is *** all you ever think about?

MENS ENGLISH

I am hungry = I am hungry

I am sleepy = I am sleepy

I am tired = I am tired

Nice dress = Can I kiss you?

I'm bored = Can I kiss you?

May I have this dance? = " "

Can I call you some time? = " "

Want to see a movie? = " "

Can I take you to dinner? = " "

Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally...

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on the time of month.
For example, when a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump up his backside.

New "American" Lexicon

2009-01-07T20:13:00.000-08:00

Can't post at my TH blog right now so here goes...

annals -recorded history of butt savagery
bipartisanship -the current annals of the GOP
community -something that "raises" stuff(see also: village)
despot -one who razes stuff (see also:POTUS elect) eg;"Standby y'all while I razes the economy!"
election - selection with hidden s stacked in front of it / eg; "OH MAN! I just stepped in some election s!"
front - what one sees while a despot offers his back for kissing / eg; "Wow! Mr. Obama is right in front of me....HEY! Where's my wallet!"
gone - current state of Americas' future
hubris - permanent state of Americas' POTUS elect
intelligence - formerly a goal of US national security/school children eg; "I don't play w/ Saul, he's got intelligence. Let's blow-up his car."
jamboree - BO(before Obama)a wholesome activity of the Boy Scouts of America / AA(after Awakening) a wholesome activity wherein a large group of "community despots" attempt to "awaken" an elderly lady.
klan - eg; The Kennedy family / see also: the CBC
Lear Jet - what liberals fly to meetings about the evils of carbon dioxide
Man, a - that which is to remain tutored, neutered and toally de-shootered
...

Follow Me...to the Gates of Hell!

2008-10-14T00:02:00.000-07:00

The End of Our World As We Knew It...

2008-10-12T23:45:00.000-07:00

Possibly THE Funniest thing EVER

2008-09-05T17:29:00.000-07:00

http://view.break.com/565864 - Watch more free videos

Currently, there are tears in my eyes.

Can you say that? Will you offer your tears to them?

Peggy Noonan, I've come to Help You

2008-09-05T00:11:00.000-07:00

Here's the link to what she said, http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122044753790594947.html?mod=rss_opinion_main , and here's my suggestion for her:

This sounds too much like Obamas' explanation for the "...And I don't 'look like' those other presidents on the dollar bills" quote. Peggy Noonan is not a politician, why talk like one? You want my suggestion? Well here it is anyway:(P.N.) "I like Kay Bailey Hutchison, but mostly, I dread an Obama presidency so, I'm on board in public. I appologize for giving msnbc, a company that is 110% in the tank for Obama, enough rope to hang me. Especially if it has embarassed Gov. Palin. I wish her and Sen. McCain every success, and I hope all of you will still take me as a sincere and thoughtful person with something to offer. Falsity is a trait I wish never to be identified with and to that end, I offer my sincerest appologies to everyone I let down, Peggy Noonan."

Strangely enough, the Journal hasn't even offered me a position. Go figure...

The "Thanks, We Gave at the Office" Caption Contest

2008-09-03T23:07:00.000-07:00

Well, that last one was such a smashing success, I decided to go double or nothing.....DANG! Nuthin' again...

Okay, I'll start it again:

"Honey, there's someone at the door...of our cave."

The "President, Joe Barack America" Caption Contest

2008-08-27T17:28:00.000-07:00

I know I put alot of captions myself, but they are very wierd and you're not reading this anyway. Add to it anyway, and I'll post the winners next week.

"Yo-yo-yo! Barry my brother, what it be like, my MAN!?"

"You know, you're not the 'clean, bright, articulate, African-American' I thought I knew Barry."

Unfortunately, the DNCs' idea of using "Mood Podiums" only resulted in Sen. Biden openly weeping, while Sen. Obama flew into a rage and beheaded Dennis Kucinch.

(Obama) "Who just cast their eyes upon me !?! Tell me or you will all burn for it!"

"Exc...excu...EXCUSE ME Senator Biden, but I still haven't finished my waffle! Do you mind?!"

"Yes sir! Yes, the lowly Senator from little Delaware knows his place Lord. I'll go wait by the phone for your blessing."

(D.Letterman) "And the #1 reason Obama is the Dems candidate for POTUS is: He can deliver the prized, 'I hate my country' vote!"

(say) Buh-Bye 2 Obama/Biden in '08

"Gosh Barry, you're so 'clean', I MEAN, 'bright', I MEAN, 'nice-looking', I MEAN, 'articulate', I MEAN, awwww screw it! I can't do nothin' right! Even when I'm standing next to the black guy!.......I'll be in the broom closet if anyone wants me..."

"Hey Barry! Say, Hillary said you could hook me up with a quality slumlord. Can ya help a Senator out ?"

"Hey bro, can a brother bum a smoke?"

"Yeah, I know, I hate her too man...What? The mic is what?"

"Hey look, we match our podiums! Alright! This is gonna be so neat, Huh Mr. Biden !?!"

"Yes Senator, I have noticed that I'm black. Now, could you not address me directly ever again please ?

Thank You Airmen, Marines, Soldiers and Sailors

2008-05-25T01:08:00.000-07:00

Following is my little Memorial Day 2008 homage to uniformed American personnel, and all who support them, around the world and for all times. If you think it's worth passing on, please do. If not, thanks for reading it anyway. Good night and may God bless the American Fighting Man and his every mission, wherever they may be, throughout this world that would surely be a dark place w/o them.

The uniform, is not the man, Nor pride before him goeth,
Give this day, but once a year, Thanks be to him, let's showeth

They worked, they bled, and died as well, For mates dead, and survivors,
And oft decree, "No 'hero' me", Such humble, wise pearl divers

So when upon, your eyes they fall, Our flag so free of nonsense,
Just wish them well, those selfless few, Sweet Liberty, their recompense

They fought before, they'll fight again, They struggle now to free us,
From our shallow, thankless ways, Without them, would God see us ?

'Tis true that Greater, Love Hath No Man, Than He Who Lays Down His Life,
"For His Friends" I think it goes, Such was done for all of us, Do we honor their strife ?

Try to honor them each day, our Bill of Rights please read 'em,
Sacred is the author of (not abusers of) our freedom

So next time when, the traffic stinks, Promotions' being shredded,
Be grateful tanks don't roll your streets, Nor girls in school beheaded

Thank you Airman, Thank you Private, Thanks Lieutenant Colonel,
I thank you all in uniform, and wish you life eternal

Amen

Mark Ducharme May 24th 2008

Beretta Xtrema 2 Shotgun Demo

2008-01-09T22:57:00.000-08:00

E=mc2 is cool and everything, but stuff like this really boggles my mind.

Neat little Quiz found on Black Five

2008-01-08T18:08:00.000-08:00

Kinda cool. You answer a bunch of random questions about your laundery habits, and their computer figures out the degree of your subversive tendencies.
Well, looks like I'm ok. How 'bout you, ya banana smoking hippie !?!
Go here for more goodness from Uncle Jimbo and co.

89% Mitt Romney
89% Fred Thompson
88% Tom Tancredo
81% Mike Huckabee
75% John McCain
74% Ron Paul
57% Rudy Giuliani
29% Bill Richardson
20% Hillary Clinton
18% John Edwards
17% Chris Dodd
16% Barack Obama
15% Joe Biden
15% Mike Gravel
9% Dennis Kucinich

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

To Strike or Not to Strike, Iran is the Question

2007-12-26T13:33:00.000-08:00

Lowell George and Little Feat - Willin'

2007-12-02T23:03:00.000-08:00

beautiful, just beautiful. sing along everyone

Everything

2007-10-12T12:34:00.000-07:00

Memo to My Son (Marcus)

2007-09-18T06:35:00.000-07:00

Just a few stills of my son from his youth.(the 4 month project)

Move America Forward People !

2007-07-31T13:29:00.001-07:00

Important news! Help spread the word by passing this along to 2 friends or post to a blog or message board, please.

IRAQ WAR PUSHBACK ON THE WAY!

10,000+ To Take to Streets
Supporting Missions of Troops in Iraq

STORY POSTED ONLINE HERE: http://www.moveamericaforward.org/index.php/MAF/MAFNews

(SACRAMENTO) – With General David Petraeus set to report to Congress by September 15th on the progress of “the surge” of U.S. troops in Iraq, supporters of Operation Iraqi Freedom are preparing to launch a massive public effort to show support for the missions of U.S. troops in Iraq.

From September 3, 2007 through September 15, 2007 the nation’s largest grassroots, pro-troop organization, Move America Forward (website: http://www.moveamericaforward.org/) will lead more than 10,000 supporters in a cross-country caravan called the “FIGHT FOR VICTORY TOUR.” The caravan will stop for more than 25 pro-troop rallies along the way. Thousands of Americans have already signed up to join the tour in just the first few days since it was announced online.

"We need to convey to our troops and the world in general that America doesn't lose. We don't turn our backs on our courageous men and women in uniform and we don't walk away from the Iraqi people who desperately seek democracy and freedom," said Lt. Colonel Buzz Patterson (USAF, Ret.) who serves as Vice Chairman of Move America Forward.

"The Fight for Victory Tour is absolutely essential to demonstrate our support of our troops and to send a clear signal to the anti-military folks in this nation that we will not let them bring about an American defeat in Iraq or the greater war on terror. Victory is the only option and we're not backing down from the fight at hand," Colonel Patterson said.

The caravan will be led by veterans of Operation Iraqi Freedom & Operation Enduring Freedom, along with Gold Star Families (who lost a loved one in Iraq) and Blue Star Families (who have a loved one serving in Iraq).

“We’re going to send a message of support for our troops that will be heard from the shores of the Pacific Ocean all the way across this country to the Atlantic Coast – we support our troops and their missions and we won’t let anyone force them to surrender to the jihadists,” said Melanie Morgan, Chairman of Move America Forward.

The current schedule for the caravan includes pro-troop rally stops in more than 2 DOZEN cities across America including:

* Carson City, NV
* Sacramento, CA
* San Francisco, CA
* Modesto, CA
* Fresno, CA
* Los Angeles, CA
* San Diego, CA
* Yuma, AZ
* Phoenix, AZ
* Tucson, AZ
* Las Cruces, NM
* El Paso, TX
* San Antonio, TX
* Waco, TX
* Crawford, TX
* Dallas, TX
* Oklahoma City, OK
* Wichita, KS
* Kansas City, MO
* Des Moines, IA
* Cedar Rapids, IA
* Chicago, IL
* Indianapolis, IN
* Cincinnati, OH
* Columbus, OH
* Pittsburgh, PA
* Washington D.C.

More details can be found about the upcoming “Fight for Victory Tour” at: http://www.moveamericaforward.org/

Death to Molesters - Death to the Left,their partners in crime

2007-02-03T16:22:00.000-08:00

The following is my response to this column by Linda Chavez on Townhall.com

2spothipshot writes:

Poor disillusioned Miss Chavez
Tsk tsk,can't you see where all these "wonderful breakthroughs" into a more enlightened society are bringing us ?

Look, the left enables and virtually legalizes child porn (here in Mexifornia,a most wise and wonderful lawmaker,Gil Sedio I think his name is,has seen to it that anything under 100 "pieces" of child porn is legal! Hooray for hell on Earth!). They are also working towards the day when one can manufacture ones own human being for "spare parts" ala the Mike J. Fox crusades. You see where they're going now ?

If the "privacy" protections imbeded in constitutional panundrums,or whatever the frick they call 'em, preclude a babys' right not to be torn apart,limb from bloody limb in the womb for the sake of his or her mothers convinience, how far can we be from the day when these freaks, who should be poleaxed in the public square, are spending taxpayer funds to create their own spawn to serve them ?

I can't help but wonder if the inertia of our current trend towards all things hell-fireish, hasn't already past the point of no return.If so, the sooner we ARE all dust in the wind the better. It hurts too much to watch my country grow as a blight on His creation.

Now, before you think I'm howling at the moon, just take a look around you. Yes,on the one hand there is industry on parade -convinience of living by all,the likes of which has never been known- and virtual miracles out of nowhere -the American Fighting Man and the virtue he spreads. But still,as Dennis Prager reminded me the other day,the questions of my childhood remain torturously unsolved. Not the least of which being: Why does not the wall, between the innocents and hell, exist unbreakable ?

Sorry to sound like a man overboard but it sometimes serves to say what's on my mind.

Carry on all you wayward souls, and when you get a chance,say a prayer for our children. God help them,not enough is being done to keep the very evil in our midst,away from their trusting,deserving of their Fathers love,innocent little souls.

Oh Joe McCarthy: Where Art Thou !?!

2007-02-03T15:26:00.000-08:00

The following is my response to this column by Jeff Emanuel

Only when we are ready,as a nation, to actually defeat these seditionists in our midst, will the war on islamo-nazi-terrorism finally turn in favor of the side of good.

Kieth Olberman and the cowards who act as he talks, have the blood of Americans on their hands for their acts of sedition. There is no equivalent to these traitors in any successful American war effort that weren't immediately silenced and until we have the courage to do so,the side of good and liberty will continue to lose ground in this fight for decency and civilization.

Fellow patriots,I bid you,shame these haters of God given freedom that seek to bow before the vary evil that seeks to crush us with a hearty "FU! We will do what we must to defend the innocent and the good from the killers of liberty. And that includes identifying you for the ravenous traitors that you are!"

Go to hell leftists.Lovers of freedom everywhere grow weary of your destructive lies designed to break the will of good people.

If there truly is no threat and George Bush is the enemy, please just go and make a pilgrimage to the poor misunderstood "freedom fighters",as the host of "Softball" and Cindy Shehates has described them,and make them understand that the American people are on their side as you are want to claim constantly and let us know how that goes for you.

Everyone of common sense knows,unlike these same folks who demanded disarmement in the face of the Soviets,that there is only one side that needs to stop their aggression to make this all end - and it aint us.

You liars! You should be forced to face the results of your hateful anti-freedom speak.It,those results, are the constant suffering of victims like the 100 or so who died today at the hands of them that seek to affect the victory of your sick sentiments.

I suspect you would be driven insane if that reality were to penetrate your hateful brains.

Why do they hate? I don't get ANYTHING about libs

2007-01-28T09:35:00.000-08:00

This is my response to this article by Kevin McCullough

Liberals hate ALL things virtuous

Liberating millions from communism in Vietnam/totalitarianism in middle east in the liberal mind = "Warmongerers Nixon and Bush use their hired 'baby killers',the American Fighting Man, to 'force' freedom on poor innocents of other countries."

Walmart provides millions of jobs and saves the working family billions so obviously they are target #1 for the left right now.

Judaeo Christian ethic demands that the molesters of the most innocent among us be punished appropriately. The lefts answer to this horror that destroys more lives than any other activity in America today ? Ironically enough,it's the same as the worst of what the Catholics,whom they never miss a chance to rip, chose to do.Move the burden of their disgusting existence to another unsuspecting community/mass of helpless children.(All libs should join the Catholic church,an embarassment on His creation,or the Catholic church should once and for all,openly and officially,embrace the "ethics" of liberalism.Clarity above agreement,that is what's best.)

Human life is sacred and a gift from our creator. To the left,life is something that they,and they alone,may judge the value of and keep or discard it accordingly.

Christians stumble along imperfectly through this imperfect world, but still manage to accomplish many great works of compassion and constantly evolve towards a closer image of what He wanted for us. Simultaneously,a radical branch of Islam,the most visible face of Islam,exists only to murder and create terror and misery in the hearts of the innocent with acts of depravity so perverse that it convinces even the most sceptical that satan himself must be working to cause such horror.Liberal conclusion re the above ? They misrepresent "The Crusades" of ancient times, while still managing to do a mental gymnastics,twisting,(knife in the back)flip to explain that it is simply current American foriegn policy that makes the killers do the things they've been doing for time in memorial.

Do you see now, why christians like for a holyman to bless them,their possessions,their modes of transpotation,their productive endeavors,the bounty at their table etc.? With all of the libs condemning those same things,it only seems natural to want to counter that angry condemnation.

Knowing all of the above,is it any wonder when a christian sometimes "gos off" on a particularly nasty liberal ?

Sandy Burgers' #1 Hit with a Bullet

2007-01-26T18:15:00.000-08:00

My entry in the Bennett/Burglar song contest

"Do You Want to Snatch a Sercet ?" (to tune of the Beatles,"Do You Want to Know a Secret?")Sandy Burglar & the Clintettes

You'll never know how much he really screwed you
You'll never know 'cause State just doesn't care

Sneakin'
(He sure did)
He was doing more than peakin'
(Grabbed 'em like a squid)
Now he's selling a bum steer
Oh-oo NO-o

Clintons'
(Le-ga-cy)
They would kill to see it shine
(They're cree-py)
I would love to hear them whi----ine
"Let us out of jail !"
(wawa wa waaa wa)

Law folks have known it for a long,long time
Nobody cares in Bushs' gov.

Safe now
(Clinton klan)
They will never face real justice
(Bennett can)
Make a plan to give them hell
He won't whoa - no

Turn up
(Your boom box)
Hear his fans sing so sincere
(Bout his socks)
Hear some rock 'n roll good jeers
We won't take no more

Jamil, Huggy - Huggy, Jamil

2007-01-24T20:57:00.000-08:00

Amazing Simhillarities:"J.Hussein" & Huggy Bear

Huggy Bear regailed his friends with tales of delighting six "flaming ho's"-Jamil Hussein brags about his countrymen igniting six "flaming Mo's"

Jamil Husseins' son has a toy named "Huggybear" - Huggy Bear had a kid,with his main ho, who he named Jamil

Jamil Husseins' middle name is Lincoln - Huggy Bear drives his hos around in a big ol' Lincoln

Huggy Bear invented "Twister" - J. Hussein invents "facts" that are twisted

Huggy Bear said,"What it is ?" - J.Hussein says, "Nevermind what it is,just keep typing."

Huggy Bear talked in a strange dialect that only his cohorts verstained - Jamil Hussein talks in a way that no one but the AP can even here

Huggy Bear was very flamboyant in his style of dress - Jamil Hussein is so flamboyant,you might say he wears no clothes at all

Huggy Bear had a fifty-cent piece with a Kennedy on it - Jamil Hussein has a fifty senator fan club and Ted Kennedy is the President

For the right price,Huggy Bear would tell you anything - Jamil Hussein will tell the AP anything...priceless

Huggy Bear had lots of shiny bling - Jamil Hussein will probably get the AP lots of shiny awards (the truth be damned)

Huggy Bear could not save "Starsky and Hutch" from cancellation - Jamil Hussein hopes to facillitate victories cancellation Huggy Bear had every ho on speed dial - Jamil Hussein has the whores down at APHQ on a one way non-stop feed

Huggy Bear had nice chrome rims on his pimpmobile - There are more American blood stains on Hummer rims,tires,bumpers,hoods,seats,windshields,dashboards,underbodies etc. because the whores at the AP would rather suck the chrome off of Sadaams limo even now,rather than give the side of right an even break

Huggy Bear reported "inside info" to Starsky and Hutch - The AP "reports" actually,not much(in the way of facts),from mystery informant JH

Huggy Bear stuck a feather in his hat - The c-suckers down at AP headquarters apparently have their ostrich heads rammed up their own cornholes

Huggy Bear new how to play both sides of the law - J. Hussein is any and all sides of the law

Huggy Bear was the made up character of a p*mp (one of the lowest forms of life known to man-that's why they used "poopdog" in the movie version), designed to seem like an actual human being, not deserving of humanities scorn - J. Hussein is a made up character of an informant delivering "facts" to the AP so as to portray a noble effort by honorable men as something deserving of humanities scorn,derision,hate and ever more numbers of exploding human beings on commuter buses and in crowds of people seeking gainful employment.

F-you ap, may Gods Justice find you soon

p.s. If you saw this post at "Ace of Spades HQ" ,yes,I am "Custers steed"

The West is Best - Death to islamo-fascism

2007-01-21T10:33:00.000-08:00

Following this post will be a complete listing of the diseases cured,the great inventions invented and the foriegn(to them) calamities soothed by the followers of this great "religion to pieces (oops),of peace".

There are many wonderful muslims in the world.They are in Iraq helping our American Fighting Man help them,and there are some (one? two?)like the former Palestinian terrorist we see on Fox and in the documentary "Obsession",Walid Shoebat, who are trying to get the word out to us about the evil nature of Islamo-fascism.In other words: The best Muslims are the ones who embrace the west,ie:Judaeo-Christian virtues of respect for life and others' differences, as Mr. McCullough points out above.

Now,as for great accomplishments in Muslim history? Let's see....hmmm....OH YEAH! They live on a bunch of oil !!!...and,and...THEY INVENTED ZERO! Gee,that's kind of ironic. The people who brought us the concept of zero are also the people who seek to "win" battles (and the eventual war they hope to bring about) by insuring that ZERO people are left alive when it's over.Thus, the murder-bomber is the most significant contribution they have made to un-civilization in a thousand years.

One might call that a minus.

A candid interview with Randolph Scott

2007-01-14T02:34:00.000-08:00

An interview with Randolph Scott

Writer of Useless, Sap-Sucking, Yelowness : Mr. Scott, why did you seek to have this interview ?

R.S: Well young man, it is becoming more and more apparent to those of us who've passed into the great beyond, that America has lost her way. That she has lost her once undeniable greatness and moral virtue, and I was selected to deliver a message of grave importance to all. Pun not necessarily unintended.

W.U.S.S.Y. : I see. At least I think so, that last sentence was a humdinger.

RS: Yes it was. Now let me speak more frankly. America, it is time for you to get your s**t together...

W.U.S.S.Y. :Mr. Scott !!!

RS: Don't you "Mr. Scott !!!" me boy! Do you have any idea what it looks like down here to those of us up there ? Well let me tell you somethin',it aint good ! Jerry Springer, Brittney Spears, a tv program called "Wife Swap", the word gay is a euphemism for...for...well,somethin' we never used to talk about in polite company. And what about your schools ? A kid can get kicked out for drawing a picture of a gun and arrested for "sex harrassment" if he hugs a girl !
The whole place has gone crazy! Sayin' "Merry Christmas" now will get you similar scrutiny to joinin' the communist party in 1950. Speakin' english in a resturaunt will get you the "Hot spittle hot plate special" in L.A. and kicked off a school bus in Dimmasota. Folks,you are blowin' it and I am here to deliver a much needed wake up call.

W.U.S.S.Y. : Well, I don't think you can hardly reference a couple of...

RS: And what about Minni, or is that Mickey Mouse, sota anyway? I mean. it's bad enough that the symbol formerly known as Prince and McGovern both come from there, but now they feel compelled to elect not only a muslim to congress, but a damm militant one at that! I thought California would've screwed that pooch loooong before any midwestern state would. That is,if'n I ever coulda imagined such a thing happenin' in the first place! No! No! This can not stand! This must not stand! It won't!

W.U.S.S.Y. : Mr. Scott,if I could just have a conversation with you,I'm sure that we can come to some kind of understanding.

RS: OK, as long as it's you who's doin' the understandin'.

W.U.S.S.Y. : Fine. Now,can you tell me what it is that you hope to accomplish with this...return.

RS: Oh don't getch yer shorts in a bunch kid,this aint the second comin' or nothin'. That's way off still. I'm just here to get the word out that the Man is POed and I mean royally! Truth be told,this was a volunteer mission. When the "Old Man" loses His cool...well, let's just say,when the opportunity came a knockin', I didn't hesitate to book it on outta there.

W.U.S.S.Y. : "Book it" huh? That's from a vernacular I wouldn't have associated with you.

RS: Oh yeah ( looking sheepish), we still get "Mystery Science Theater 3000" up there and they always go to the '70s era stuff for there boomer fans.Man that show's funny. Did you see the one where the guy,or maybe it was the robot who said...

W.U.S.S.Y. : Mr. Scott, can we get down to bus...

RS: No no, this was funny. There was this asteroid cluster see? And they're all chunky and clustery. Anyway, one of 'em says,"Honey Bunches of Death!"(laughs) Get it? It's a cluster of asteroids and he says...Ah nevermind. You look like the type what agrees with kickin' little kids off school buses for not bein' able ta "spreckin zee Spanish" or ruining a perfectly good word like gay...

W.U.S.S.Y. : Mr. Scott, can we please...?

RS: OK,OK, you don't have to nag me about it! Hey, your not one of those...

W.U.S.S.Y. : Your mission Mr. Scott! The reason you came here. Please!

RS: Well, yes, as I was sayin', America is playin' Russian roulette with a full load in almost every chamber and it's just gotta stop. Seein' as how you all got fat dumb and crazy from livin' in the lap of unearned luxury, you might think that we'd get the same way, but in heaven, there's such a thing as clarity, ya know what I mean? It doesn't hurt that we're all in the direct line of fire of the source of all consciousness and common sense I'll admit, but folks, how many times do you have to ram yourself in the face with a red hot brandin' iron before you catch on that it aint such a good idea?

W.U.S.S.Y. : As in?

RS: OK,for instance,on September 11th 2001, a bunch of hate filled,racist,woman hating,child abusing,would love to personally behead every "gay" on the planet themselves (say,what is the equivalent of masoginy when it's yer own sex anyway?) killers, realize there dream of meeting up with ol' "Muhammed Ali Acksenfree" himself,on the orders of a leader of many more of these same kinds of animals, and 5+ years later the country can hardly muster a collective yawn in the general direction of the center of the war on that scum. And just as a side note,I live in heaven. I work in heaven.Heaven is my home, and brother, there aint no murder bombers in heaven.

W.U.S.S.Y. : And how do you, a "B" movie star, expect to assuage the current mood of discontent with the so called "war on terror"?

RS: "B" movie star huh? Man, our agent Rush is right,you guys really don't know how to be happy. Your side did win last November, right? You're correct on the nomenclature point though. It's a war on islamo-nazi fanatics,not a "war on terror". Although I'm fearin' that you think it's neither.
As for what I'm gonna do,I'm doin' it. You are getting a direct message from on high to straighten up and act like you love this gift of life at least half as much as your Creator, who gave it to you, loves you.
You've fallen.That's fine,He as much as expected that.You are forgiven. His blood is proof of that. But now, now folks,is the time for honoring His glory. He is not without a sense of humor but you are running a series of tests that would try the patience of any loving Creator. And seeing as how He is 1) The only Creator and 2) Not the one that requires testing, I am simply trying to afford you the opportunity to repent and save yourselves, or at least make a showing of a will to survive that is greater than the bastiges who will surely -as evidenced by 3000 dead on that sunny Tueday morn- gut,shoot,slit,nuke and otherwise destroy you.
Do ya get me?

W.U.S.S.Y. : What? Oh I'm sorry, I just had to get a listen on this bitchin' new tune by the "Insane Clown Possie" on my "I-pod". Can we do this some other time?

The New York Times
World to End Nigh!
Immediately Following Randy Scott film fest

A Vote for Rudy is a Vote for a Cutie

2007-01-05T23:07:00.000-08:00

Rudy G,He's my man,...
If he can't win it,Who cares who can !?

It's Rudy G.,I just can't wait,2 the Capitol,In 2008

But seriously, a known commodity is much better than an unknown, unknownity,and that is what makes Rudy,Rudy,He's the guy,I know he'll make it,If he'll just try, the man for the job.

Romney.The people who say he got elected in a liberal state (like that is something to be highlighted on the ol' conservative resume and whatnot)are basically out to lunch.He IS the proverbial,"Beautifully packaged presentation of the guy ya want right now" candidate they all thought Reagan really was but were wrong about. And who was it Reagan said he was gonna be just like? Oh that's right,originals don't do that.(thinking...thinking...)Uh, no.

John "I'll Open a Vain Before I vote for" McCain.Now there's a known inanity.Well actually,he's rather nane,isn't he? But in all of the most annoying ways.Fer instance:America needs more of the originalists, that President Bush has nominated,making it onto various benchi around this here country.In rides "McCain the nane",blank guns a blazin',to save the nation from decisive action and other "petty partisanship" that we're all so sick up and fed with seein' our elected officials kerryin on about as if principles was what they got put in office to uphold in the first place...er sumpthin'.Throw in a dash(er,slashing of the 1st) of McCain/Feingold,add a (whopping) pinch of McCain/Kennedy and ya gots yerself a big ol' ace gunslinger what just shot off the part of his boot that keeps him from fallin' on his face. Uuuuuuuuuuh, Uh uh.That leaves Rudy,Rudy,He's the one,Kills terrorist too,Just hide yer gun.Seriously though,I like the guy.There's no ambiguity and he's right, as well as the most forceful,on THE defining issue of our time.Also,being a Christian,I will be praying for God to change his heart regarding the unborn.The difference between him and Romney on that one is,Rudy would be much more believeable if he did switch.AND,I don't get the vibe that he would discount, out of hand,a potential candidate for the SCOTUS because he or she is an originalist.I mean seriously,do you really think that John "Hey dems,who do YOU think I should nominate?" McCain is going to offer up the likes of Janice Rogers Brown to the SCOTUS? Not on your life.Rudys #1 thing is national security so he's not going to be looking for people who agitate for the "al kkkeda bill of rights" as we already know one J.McCain has personally authored,which led to INSANITY like terrorists being given all the priviledges of the real Bill of Rights,including ones that even our own American Fighting Man doesn't have access to.

There is only one way to go,and that is Rudy,Rudy,Rudy,Rudy!!! Do your duty Judy,and vote for Rudy.He's red white and bluedy.

In appreciation of Michelle Malkin

2006-12-23T16:37:00.000-08:00

In appreciation of Michelle Malkin

"Michelle the Marauder"

From beyond the horizon,There arose such a clatter,Such a whining of sorts,And I said "What's the matter?"

'Twas liberals they was,Cryin' "Racist!" and "Biggot!",But the sound they condemned,Held the truth and I dig it

'Twas "Maraudin' Michelle",Ridin' fast through tall grasses,She'd come to raise hell,And unleash it on asses

She said "Let there be light",And the truth shone like gold,What a beautiful site,Now the truth starved behold

And so it would go,With this ruthless marauder,Lies shown as themselves,Good people applaud 'er

Riding in righting the issues,Six gun of truth at the ready,There's none fairer around,With or without lefty yetis

I have but one wish for mine own,My dearest sweet daughter,That she grow up to be,True to self,like "Michelle the Marauder"

"Iran & Syria Goforit" committee

2006-12-13T22:41:00.000-08:00

One little,two little, 3 appeasers.

Four little,five little, 6 appeasers.

Seven little,eight little, 9 appeasers.

All in line with nazi Jim ! ----------------------------------------------->

Justice Breyer :Japanese interned in WWII = Gitmo terrorists now

2006-12-09T11:53:00.000-08:00

Justice Breyer just compared terrorist mass murderers at Gitmo to Japanese Americans interned during WWII in his taped interview on Fox News Sunday by the notorious assassin of liberals,Chris Wallace. Hmm, considering the lawsuit against "Kramer" Richards was all about insensitivity, does it follow that the decendants of that other moment of American shame and bigotry now have a case against SCOTUS member Breyer ? Way to call him on that one Chrissy ! Wait, uh, oops. Nevermind.

When it comes to fashioning a straight thought from the most twisted and perverse methods, Justice Breyer affirms the impossibility of that happening. You see, it is impossible to get a quote, from the very nuanced one, where he makes a direct point. The reason ? Apparently, the last time he made a direct statement to fact, he was a child and it went something like this: "Mommy? I ga go potty !" In answer to which his mother, horrified with embarassment in front of her bridge club, made the little future justice in knickers hold it while doing a "jig" for benefit of the vericose laden cheek tweekers,leaving him scarred and well, the meaningless and yet, oh so dangerous lump of ambiguity we now live under the boot of. I know that's horrific English but you get the point. Your thoughts:

Jesus to Announce for Presidency !

2006-12-02T18:26:00.000-08:00

Jesus to Announce for Presidency:Dateline-Wash. D.C.

Washington Post:
That's right, you haven't gotten into some bad holy water, word has it that our alleged Lord and Savior is getting into the 2008 presidential race.His spokesperson and acting campaign manager,Judas Carvill, had this to say, "My fellow oythlins, I can only say, dat you are praying to, THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA !! Let's here it for him folks! Ah nevamind, he already knows if yer for 'im. So let me just say, that we are prepared to go to da four cahners of dis nation ta get the suppaut a every American left standing after his retoin. Questions? Any questions?"
Tool thomas: "You mentioned 'The four corners of the earth' or some such nonsense, does this mean that Mr. Christ is a bible literalist?"
Carvill: "Now look heayah Helen, doze kinda questions woiked fine wit da soon ta be previous admen'stration, but you keep up wit dat trash on dis heayah canidate and you gonna find yo'self in a hole big woild a hoit !"
Tool gregory: "Is this just a well thought out plan using the release of Mr. Christs new movie for political advantage and are you, on His behalf, prepared to guarantee that no such manipulation has occured ?"
Carvill: "Boy! I'm gwine ta take ya'all out ta da woodshed if'n you don't come up wit somethin' real n' substintive...WIT A KWIKNESS !!! BOY !
Tool gregory: "I'm sorry, did you say what political affilliation Mr. Christ will be running as ?"
Carvill: "Dat's it ! This presser is ova! Mary, kick dat little sissy boys buttox ! Ya'all'll get da details of His strategy startin' on Monday.We're outta here!"
Anonymous tool: "Mr. Carvill, does that mean He returns on Monday ?"

More to follow in the coming days. Your thoughts:

Thoughts to Consider While Pondering Whether to Think Them

2006-11-26T13:23:00.000-08:00

Is it just me or is there a remarkable similarity between the footage J. Kerry had shot of himself in Viet Nam and the famous "Bigfoot" film ? Has Kerry and Sasquatch ever been seen together ? I know he's been seen with several endangered species like the "North American Democratous-Liberalis", but can we say for sure that he isn't in fact the large footed primate that roams the great northwest ? No wonder why Medved wants to find one.

Popular bumper sticker in any township in Mass.
"I voted for Kerry 57 times and all I got was 6 more years of his crap"

The "Cut and Run Conservatives" might help destroy this country as we know it, but I sure do feel smart standing next to one. Have your picture taken with one today. Before they wise up.

Commercial I'd like to see:
"Please give to 'Ronald McReagan House'.
'The way home, for the Conservative soul'

Hey cnn-jazeera ! The next time you're giving air time to our blood enemies, why don't you try identifying their leader like this ? "And now a word from the 'supreme commander of the killers that hide amongst women and children' ."
Oh ya, you're cnn.

always remember
"It's not the act of speaking that makes the first amendment sacred. It's the act of spilling ones blood to protect it that is."

Forget "Ways and Means", I wouldn't trust Charlie Rangel with curds and whey.

The next time your liberal pal is whining about "big oil" giving out "golden parachutes" just tell him/her that "Demonizing oil execs never filled a starving gas tank".

The Pentagon commissioned a project to develop a "scum seeking" bullet. They had to put the kybosh on the whole thing though once they realized it could never be safely demonstrated before an audience of politicians.

I went down to the pet store the other day to get a new Bombiranian. Man, when that thing "Goes" around the house, it takes the whole house with it ! It was like, "Nice doggy, nice" tic tic tic BOOM !

Just in case you were wondering why, even with their willing accomplices in the press, al qeda and the taliban don't have conventional press conferences. Actually, they do. It's just that no one has survived one yet. They always end with a real bang.

Liberal idea of a profundity: "Remember, 'integrity', 'honor' , 'courage' etc. are just ideas a bunch of dead white guys came up with, so don't bother chasing after them."

Here's a story you might see in the future (in h. clintons' dreams that is): Obama Found Dead in Car
Possible Democrat Presidential candidate and veteran of 2 full years in the Senate, Barak Obama, was found dead in the back of his limo. "Everwone thought he wuz blest wit' charisma. Toins out he wuz coised wit' 'car-asthma'." Said witness, James Carvell. "No I don't know notin' ! I jes hapnid on da seen afta he wer moided......Gimme dat cam'ra ya'all rotwing conspiatah ! OooooWE !!! You gon be in sum fine taisin' gumbo boy, ya hear ?"
That's it from Vegas. "Who gets snuffed here, Gets buried here" 2spot

Leftwing "Utopian Healthcare" of the Future

2006-11-21T18:42:00.000-08:00

Welcome to "Mengele, Elders & Weaselthaw" where we aim to please. Even if you don't know what's good for you, we guarantee that you will recieve the appropriate care as is necessary for your specific, individual, group or sub-section of your groups tendencies.
Whether it's cryogenics - Dr. Weaselthaw, "We'll keep you on ice until your specific group is needed for a very special and fulfilling task to better the whole !"...To partial birth reconstructive surgery - Dr. Mengele, "I like to poke things !"
Ah yes, the good good "Dr. M" is a man of few words but we guarantee that he is very articulate with his instruments and is rightfully known as, "Our own little pre-emptive strike against undsirable personallity/appearance traits." Not to mention his fine work in our prenatal Jewfinder militia. He's doing excellent work there sparing the poor, inferior hebe from a life of suffering before he is captured by the state and "cleansed" for his own good. We're all about compassion here at M.E.W. laboratories.
Come along. Let me show you around.
Shhh. Here is where Dr. Elders briefs possible parents who still have the right to choose if they will have the state designated maximum of one child...lets listen in...
Dr. Elders, "Our terminal birth center only deals with pregnancies that are malignant. A malignant pregnancy being one that will in fact result in a...in a....(whispers) a borneded child....I'm sorry...just the thought of that happening is a bit much for me to handle. Well, anyway, before you get to that point there are some mandatory requirements you must first meet. The males of your state managed couplings will be instructed in a series of 'Tybo' style Fertilizer Expulsion Exercises. Remember,our nurses assistant, Gerta Jurgens, will NOT release you until she has extracted your FEEs! guffaw guffaw! You must also commit to memory the words of the hit song, "There aint nothin' wrong,
With just you and a bottle of wine"
While that is happening. the female unit will be enjoying several extended lectures from gifted speakers like, but not limited to: Naomi "All hetero sex is Rape" Wolff, Gloria "How dare you call me a lady !" Steinem and the corpse of Molly Yard. All of whom, illustrate some of the more horrofying results of male/female 'inter-co-knockin'theboots-alingus' (as oldfashioned, biological mating has come to be known by the enlightened set). The highlight of which is a splendid slideshow of seemingly well adjusted young people who are captured by secret camera doing everything from buying an S.U.V. to participating in small arms fire training and in one instance, actually voting Republican ! If that doesn't sway the potential baby makers, they are treated to in person tales from the parents of these "Cruel jokes by Mother Earth" and future "Super late-term abortion candidates" (when Hillary finally re-takes her rightful place in the Whitehouse and installs Bill as the new Chief Justice of the Supreme Court that is).
Also, for the children who were "willed" to "Mengele, Elders and Weaselthaw", we have some pleasant cartoons starring the very entertaining and colorful Dr. Pumpenstein who takes them through some very fun "mutual exploration" games. Dr. Elders. "I mean hey, it's not like it's nothin' they aint gonna do anyhow. We all gotta die a sumthin'. Why not let it be self abuse ? G. Dub just gonna get us all kilt anyhow so ya'all might as well 'njoy yaselves ! Eh he, eh he, eh he..."

Stoned free musings (really)

2006-11-19T19:38:00.000-08:00

I was listening to Laura today and started laughing so hard that I lost consiousness. I tell ya, old, advice giving jewish ladies really crack me up. Anyway, next thing I knew I was spinning in circles mumbling, "Help me Mr. Wizard,Help me !" This event apparently transported me through time and definitely into looney land. Here's some of what I saw......

Michael J. Fox was the star of a big jamboree for people whose shortcomings had been cloned away. He and President Hillary, on whose shoulder his head had been grafted while he awaited "adjustments" to his new body, were about to lite the kindling at the bottom of a bonfire placed beneath the bound and gagged super patriots, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh. Fox spoke. "With this flame, it is passed into law forever and all time, that the 'New and Improved Fairness Doctrine' will be enforced with fire. If anyone convicted under the new 'Anti-Insensitivity' statutes, passes the fire test, they will be free to go. 'Free to go' into the stoning room that is !!!" The crowd roared and swung their many (mutated from failed cloning experiments) limbs around in approval. Just then, 2spotlefty stormed the stage with a buck knife, a fire extinguisher, and a copy of the constitution.... Well, you see how it's going. I saved the day. Got the girl.Yeah me. Blah blah blah

Then, it was sometime in 2009. After the dems had taken ALL offices of government, right down to your dogcatcher.
There was a big signing ceremony for the "We'll Always React Really Really Fast to Attacks on America Act of 2009". President Clinton, "With the signing of this legislation, I have made it possible for all government emergency agencies to immediately begin discussing a plan for how to deal with the fact that Los Angeles is in flames...No please...please...no applause...please hold your aplause until I finish. These regulations also allow for congress to make a proposal about what to do with Chicago when the 'half life' of the contamination, from our muslim brothers last expression of political disagreement has expired. I look forward to seeing you all next week when our Surgeon General, John Edwards, unvails the results of his promise to make Chris Reed rise from the grave and walk again."

Also in the future, our energy problems are solved when a Stanford phyisicist, successfully connects giant turbine engines, to the spinning corpses of our forefathers.

The big winner at the "Balsys" (the nickname for the annual, "Ted Kennedys, Profiles in Chutzpah" awards show) was once again, Bill Clinton. He also got a lifetime achievment award for his work rewriting the history books for all grades of school.

Future news story: In what is being hailed as a bold move, the entire republican party has converted to the Nation of Islam. Pollsters confirm that it is now a stone cold lock, The GOP won't win a single race. But not one person in the media will say anything critical about them anymore. Former speaker Hastert, "I think it's a win win."

Enough absurdities, I'm gettin' a catscan.

All the Wishy that's fit to Wash

2006-11-15T21:47:00.000-08:00

With all of the absurdity that's going on in the world, here's some of the possible news stories.

ATLAS MAKES 'BOOM BOOM WHOOPSIE !'
The AP reported today that the estate of Ayn Rand has siezed on the opportunity presented by all of the "Cut and Run Conservatives" demanding perfect, conservative candidates or they'll hold their collective breath until the congress turns blue.

"I'm just so happy that I can finally unload this thing" said Harry Binswanger, the current man in charge of publishing for the estate. "It's her worst work I must admit but it's got her name on it and there is clearly a new huge segment of the public that have aquired a taste for this sort of thing."
The book,"we the stupid", is the tale of a man, who after experiencing the success of Rands' previous novel's characters in Atlas Shrugged, decides to drop out of the scene and contemplate the full force of his one man "shrug" at the world, which is caused by America not signing the Kioto Accords. Basically, life goes on and the man, Howard Doark, fades into oblivion after getting a real bad neck ache. (I know there were no "accords" even when she died in 1982. I am using my "absurdic license") END

LIMBAUGH, NAZI OR JUST ASPIRING APARTHIEDEST ?
On Monday, Jesse Jackson stormed the grand opening of a new "Ruths' Criss" steakhouse by Rush Limbaugh with requests that Rush debate him on the relative merits of dining at the new steakhouse as opposed to eating at "Red Lobster". Suddenly and inexplicably, Mr. Jackson shouted, "So, ARE YOU A 'STEAKIST' MR. LIMBOW !?!" Rush: "No sir, I am not." This exchange prompted the NY Times to publish a story with the headline,"Limbaugh to Great Civil Rights Leader,'I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED CHICKEN' " Their blog on the incident was headlined with, "Limbaugh uses 'N-word' in Attack on Great Civil Rights Leader". The content of these stories did not mention their own headlines, but they did include the launch codes for several hundred American I.C.B.M.s and there exact locations with diagrams, "Google Maps" links and the fone number to the local Ryder "Gargantuan Flatbed" Rental outlet. Mr. Limbaugh, unbelievably, had no comment in response to the Times. END

NEVER QUESTION THE WELL MEANING -
OR ELSE
The person scheduled to be the house majority leader early next year, Nancy 'Pulloutsi', unvieled the democrat partys' new slogan.
"We're the Left, Snuffing Out Intellectual Diversity From the Halls of Congress, to Every College Campus and Movie Theater and TV Station and Highschool Class and Jr. High and Elementary and Preschool Playground and Library in Existence !"
Pulloutsi, "I love the way it rolls off my tounge !"

Hollywood got in on the act with one of their own. Michael J. Fox (still recovering from vicious attacks by conservatives who had previously launched into personally targeted diatribes like "Uh uh" and "That's not correct" in response to Mr. Fox's pleas for them to stop the mass murder of his fellow handycapables) warmed up (backstage before the proceedings) with several manuevers on the parallel bars and a very impressive speed metal style tap dance routine. Then, as he approached the mic, his disease kicked in and he had to be rolled out to the unvieling. He held up a simple, hand made sign, that looked as though it had been made by a guy with little or no muscle control. "9r8g598uyhgbhk8tyn 3hv" is all it said. His personal translator translated," This is MJ Fox - I Make it Up, Then You Decide". END

THE AXIS OF DUFFOUS
Early yesterday, representatives from the moderate republicans, "Cut & Run Conservatives" and the MSM signed a compact, promising to get along for ever more. The agreement, called "The Proxy of the Duped", is being hailed by everyone who was there, as a landmark achievement in the cause to get along. A spokesman for the MSM said, "Wow ! Can you believe how mother$!%*!ing stupid those guys are ? I mean, WOW !!!" A spokeman for the "C&RCs" said, "NO! I ain't leavin' til I get me some grubb ! Hey sissy boy, what does 'proxy' mean anyhow ?" When a leader of the "moderate republicans" was sought, they scattered or hid in the bathrooms, hoping no one would notice, until it was all over and they could come back to see what they had signed so as to know what to say in their press release to be issued the following day. END

I wish I could type better. Haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet ! Will try again tommorow, 2spot -over and out...

More Great Humor from Camp that gave us JF Kerry

2006-11-05T11:23:00.000-08:00

With humor this sharp, who needs crippling,mind altering depression ?

YouSee-BS Evening News

2006-11-04T16:58:00.000-08:00

YouSEE-BS Evening News

Tonight on the youSEE-BS evening news fraudcast: Madonna "liberates" her child; New controversial Iranian infomercial; What were they going to call the I-Pod, originally ?; Sen. Harry Reid accepts numerous accolades/awards from guess who ?

And much much more. But first, a word from some capitalist lacky:

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And now, tonights spews:
First up, as has been the pattern with liberal icons who rip the Bush administration to shreds, Harry Reid today was honored with a library dedicated in his name by G. Bush #41 and recieved the first ever, "You are the greatest human being that has ever lived" award from George W. himself. The latter ceremony included the unveiling of a marble statue in the apparent likeness of Sen. Reid in the stance of holding the entire world on his shoulders.
The President smiled politely as Sen. Reid responded to all of the well deserved tributes with a small statement of facts. "This President is a blight on humanity. I predict that he will eventually preside over the total destruction of the Earth itself. Oh yeah, and thanks for the statue or whatever you stupid loser !"
A fox news attackdog reporter was heard to say, "But..." just before he was knocked unconscious and arrested for assaulting Senate royalty, uh, the attempted assassination of a sitting US Senator.

In other news, the worlds greatest entertainer -next to Babs that is- Madonna, has decided to do the right thing and free her child from her own motherly grip, returning her to the soveriegn in which she was born. Her belief in the "Church of Dema-Commie-Kofi-ism" requires that she loosen her grip on the concept of "personal accountabilty".
"That is a mode that's sooo passe, I mean really !

Now for tonights "lib-bits" segment:
Since the sanctions imposed on North Korea started, their great and glorious leader has begun marketing a new item on all of the Al Jazeera and similar networks like CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC and of course, right here on yours truly's network. This great and wonderful new technological wonder ? The "Warhead Kozy" ! Check it out late night or just go to www.youseebs.com for the link.

Finally in our, "Watchoo talkin' 'bout", culture segment, a story so lame that only I could tell it: Knock knock. Who's there ? Juwana. Juwana who ? Juwana know the names they tried for the "I-pod" before it took over the world ? Sure. Well, there was the "me-me-me-me-me-machine" and of course for the hip-hop culture there was the "FUMAN." . We'll let you guess what that meant, ha ha. Goodnight for now and remember that the "Freedom to be correct" segment will return tommorow with Noam Chomsky bringing things back over towards the right from where they've been lately. For now, just call me Katie... suckers...

Imagine...no injustice...

2006-11-04T16:27:00.000-08:00

Just some headlines I'd like to see...

Heavily Armed Man Pitchforked by Amish Schoolmarm
Iranian Nuke Program Bogged Down by 'I.C.L.U.'
Foley & Frank Elope, Say "Screw the Establishment"
Nurse Beaten by Angry Patients Feigning Comas
Titan Breaks Ankle Attempting to Stomp on Foe
Webb Exposed: "Lets get that F'ing Kike,n-Lover Allen !"
Doc,Springer,Oprah ratings: Zero Point Zero !
Jesse Jackson to Corp World:"To You I give Reparations, I've Been a Real roid, Now Save Your 'Preparations"
Last Known Jihadist Blows-Up Making Bomb
Study Suggests?: Men Right "Sometimes"
Sorros,moveon to world "Sorry, We'll Knock it off "
World Rid of - Child Preds Commit Mass Suicide
Limbaugh Unveils National Monument to Self
Yankees Finish 23rd Straight Campaign in Cellar
Black Helicopter Lands on M Moore/Last Words-"I Told You so"
NY Times Expose:Class. Gov. Docs. Show-"We're Main Threat to National Security". Pelosi Demands Spec. Pros.
Fitzgerald to Libby,Country:"I'm a Dem Hack Fraud"
Study: Capitalism Linked to Prosperity
College Students Everywhere Tar & Feather Faculties
Worlwide "Thank You America Day" Celebration a Success

Drink NEW "Republican Rule-Aid" and your dreams will be that sweet

And That's the Way it Isn't

2006-10-21T09:58:00.000-07:00

Oh the Humanity ! Disaster on the Beach!

And that's the way it isn't
Sunday, October 15, 2006 8:25 PM

Typical news report from a disaster or possible disaster on any given day, on any given news fraudcast......

"This is Geraldo Rivera on site here in Honolulu Hawaii with a live report of the carnage, real and otherwise. We have reports of dozens of mothers who fear their babies and small children may get woozy from all of the horribly violent, gentle swaying that some of the higher buildings are experiencing, so they are flinging them from highrise apartment buildings and hotels rather than let them live through this awful,awful,awful,awful,awful,awful symptom of the failed Bush administration. Oh my God ! Oh my God ! Oh my God !"
(meant to be off mic, "Just give me the damm thing !" - off camera assistant then hands GR a small child) "Look at this ! Look at this ! Look at this ! This is a baby ! A baby ! Do something ! Would you all just do something !?! Look at the baby ! Oh my God ! Oh my God ! Oh my God !" (diminutive Filipino woman hits Geraldo upside head. Retrieves infant) GR- "It's okay ! It's okay everybody. I have successfully reunited that poor victim of global warming and the geopolitical policies of the GOP - which lets face it, are two sides of the same coin - with it's poor mother. In closing, I'd just like to say. It's not easy being me but I'm the only one who can do it. From the,'Disaster on the Beach', I'm Geraldo Rivera, reporting and...just doing my job...one life rescue at a time...back to you Shep."

Thanks Geraldo. We are going right now to a live report from the Komeoniwannawikiwiki Tiki Bar on the island of Maui, go ahead Greta.

"This is Greta von Vandersloot and I've got to tell you....this is the most horriffic thing I have ever experienced. We won't show you what is just to the left of me, but it is absolute carnage ! Right now I'd have to say there are at least a dozen dead or injured Yankees in this room. Apparent victims of a precautionary straifing by this Israely pilot, Hank Greenberg Jr.. Mr. Greenberg, don't you feel guilty for this carnage ? I mean yes, they did blow it in the League Championship Series. But was this really necessary ?" Mr.Greenberg "I had my orders. There was a quake. Once it got to the Yankees, we knew we had to stop it. The chain reaction could have led to the destruction of every ginjoint, pool hall and tiki bar for miles." von Vandersloot: "Don't you feel guilty for all of the innocent barmaids and exotic dancers who had to die for your ORDERS ?" Mr. Greenberg: "Hey honey, I just do my job. Oh Yeah. Go Tigers !" Reporter von Vandersloot then broke down in tears and converted to the church of "Dema-commy-kofi-ism". Later, the "dead and injured" Yankees, drank some coffee and went home in "Mr. Greenberg's" Hummer.

Meanwhile, back at FOX studios they roll out the title of their current reason to exist "Disaster on the Beach, What did Hastert Know, and when did he Know it ?"

This is Shepard Smith and we have breaking news from Nawlens Louisiana: Mayor "Wrong Ray" Naggin has just called out the National Guard and sent them on a road mission to Hawaii in support of the terrible attrocity there. "Wrong Ray" : "I have poisanally instwucted all of our bus maintainance poisonal to remove the earl from ALL of our school buses so as to avoid the sort of toxic soup that ocoied in the last devastatin' hoyacane. I understand that the quakes fault line has ekstended to the Oakland Athletics clubhouse and will be wreckin' havoc right here vay soon so I have also awded 10 tousand body bags and my law enfoicement poisanell is ol'raidy b'gun stuffin' dem sucka's fulla fokes dat is in impendin' dainja. Espaishally if day is white. Nahlens will rimain, a chowklit cita !" Shep: "The man is a saint. If only we had leadership like that in Washington." (breaks down and cries like a little girl)

bottom of screen crawl---- GOP disaster in Hawaii----Hundreds suspected dead as killer tsunami, triggered by administrations foriegn policy, rips exclusively through non-white areas of islands----Sen. Akaka says,"G. Bush hates Samoan people"---Republicans in congress demand Hastert explain where he was---Hastert appologizes for insensitively in not warning any gays who might have been present at apex of GOP quakes attack---Death toll now confirmed at up to many thousands and probably more---Stockmarket hits new high of 89,000---Stanford geophyisicist,"I think it was one of those things that just happens sometimes"---Stanford fires unbalanced professor for obscene comments regarding Bush admins. lack of responsibility in GOP coordinated, quake attack on Hawaii---Berkley faculty storms Stanford, beheads rampaging geophys. prof. for crimes against nature---Hague approves/endorses Berkley action---Stockmarket levels off---Hawaii rescue teams to hold press conf. on count/status of dead/dying---Honolulu native, "Whoa, I mean, like I was so dizzy"---Adjusted casualty count in: 0 dead, 0 injured, still, many outraged at lack of help from F.E.M.A.---Geraldo/Shep go on vacation to Hawaii, marvel at empty beaches,"Those poor people. If only we could have saved them all..."---

later on down the bottomline crawl...
4th straight year of intense coverage on "The Disaster on the Beach" inspires prisoners at Gitmo to retaliate against pol pot-ish, nazi like, gulag running guards. Strangle several with tv cable. Crush rest with big screen tv's---Sen. Durbin lauds efforts of "poor oppressed brown people. No longer will you have to bow down to the jackbooted, rethuglican guards."---God says "Screw it ! I'm ending this thing tommorow. Kiss your sorry butts goodbye."---Pres. H. Clinton, "This is your Bush legacy America."----Pres. Clinton hit by lightning strike---Rev. Falwell, "Apparently, He just couldn't wait one more day for her to be gone."--- God to reconsider impending doom action---GOP leadership officially condemns Falwell statement--- Space shuttle crew reports siting of giant fuse being lit at N.Pole---KABLOOIE !

American and Proud of it.: Democrat values.#links

2006-04-21T18:44:00.000-07:00

The following is a link to a very funny - and accurate - post.

American and Proud of it.: Democrat values.#links

Another example of GI "terrorizing" John Kerry warned about

2006-04-21T17:09:00.000-07:00

Vets for Freedom

Cpl Joe McCarthy was killed in action on September 6, 2004. He was a team leader with the 1st MarDiv. This picture of Joe (by photojournalist Hayne Palmour) remains one of the most captivating images of the war as it is symbolic of American goodwill in Iraq.
Joe’s widow, Amanda, and Joe’s family believe in the fight for freedom in Iraq and are strong supporters of Vets for Freedom. Joe was from St. Johns, Arizona.

This view of the VERY SECRET - if you watch/read/listen to only the U.S. media- horrors visited upon the helpless Iraqi people, who can't wait for us to leave, so that they will no longer be forced to kill each other in mass due to our irritating presence. These children had to be slaughtered like livestock later as they had come into contact with "The problem, not the solution" to violence & strife in Iraq.

Thank you jon murtha (who is responded to in the link above) and thank you t. kennedy (who is paraphrased above). If there is ANYTHING good, and not just a great big bunch more of killing, that results from your constant slander of our country and The American Fighting Man, it exists only in a fantasy land that even you traitors do not believe. You can fool the MSM. You can even fool the likes of well intentioned blokes like Hugh Hewitt, but we know that you mean harm to our country and it's finest for your own political benefit. May you rot in obl's arse after he makes you his first victims should he ever win with your disgusting help.
I pray that God will forgive me for my hatred of you. Rot in hell,
Sincerely,
2spot

Sad tidings, thanks to al gore and his jive klan

2006-04-17T05:46:00.000-07:00

Corporal Brett Lundstrom, USMC

Corporal Brett Lundstrom, USMC. Yeah, that was a proud man, from a proud family and a proud tribe. In January, they mourned this fallen patriot with a wake, the slide show of which is linked above. It is hard to reel off some sarcastic screed at acomplices to his death like the hateful, bigoted former Vice President, al gore after viewing this dignified, loving, goodbye and tribute to someone who was obviosly a pearl of a gift, given to us by our creator, for far too short a time. He will be missed but not forgotten. Please honor his memory and do ANYTHING you can to take action in your support of the American Fighting Man. If, like al gore, you believe that he is the perpetrator of attrocities, please leave this fair land as you can only serve to destroy it.

God bless you Corporal Lundstrom, may you walk forever in paradise. 2spot
Vets for Freedom

Senator Kennedy to enemy: Go ahead, kill us, we suck !

2006-04-16T15:33:00.000-07:00

LCpl Quinn Keith was killed in action on 9/6/2004 near Fallujah Iraq. Quinn was from the Towering House Clan of the Dine (Navajo Indian) Tribe from Blanding, Utah.
Quinn's family are strong supporters of the mission to fight for freedom in Iraq and also fully support Vets for Freedom.

Ah yes, another one of the greatest and brightest that this nation has to offer was LCPL Quinn Keith whose body (if there is a God, his soul most assuredly, is walking in paradise) was destroyed by the life hating scum that is our enemy and all with the encouragement of several United States Senators. Witness if you will, the "profound" words of a true coward and traitor to the thoughts and deeds of patriots like Corporal Keith, who actually understood that being a freedom loving American means taking responsibility and not just packing as much hedonism into every second of ones life as one can. Take it away Senator Killerdy-"Shamefully we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, U.S. management." Wow ! What a statesman. What a leader. What a pile of shit of a human being. It almost brings up bile to refer to such a colossal colostomy bag, such an entire waste of oxygen, such a complete and utter birden on humanity and the national alcohol supply as a "human being". Way to go Mass., as a French blooded native of your liberal confines, it is getting ever more difficult not to submit to the urge of hanging myself in shame. 2spot

Dink Turban aims,he fires,he kills another US Patriot

2006-04-16T08:20:00.000-07:00

Fallen Patriot: Mick Bekowski
Cpl Mick Bekowski was killed in action on Sept 6th 2004. Mick volunteered to serve his country and to defend freedom around the world. He was an Infantry team leader with 2nd Battalion, First Marines.

Mick's family are strong supporters of the mission to fight for freedom in Iraq and also fully support Vets for Freedom. Mick was from Concord, California.

Well, in all fairness to Mr. Turban, I did not become aware of his treasonous behavior until the infamous,"...you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners." But hey, he's still a c-sucking America hating, apologist for the killers of the American Fighting Man.

I know it is a sin to wish harm to anyone's soul. I hope Dink Turban's is crushed under the feet of the killers he encourages,for eternity, once they are all- hopefully very soon- brought home to their very own perfect little pieces of real estate in hell. Got damn you Senator, got damn you straight to hell. And God bless the American Fighting Man who just keeps trudging on in the face of his own countrymen (traitors that they are) encouraging the killers of freedom and anything decent, innocent or having a potential for beauty-accepting of course for our wonderful weaponry, which is always beautiful when it reaches it's intended target(s). 2spot

Another American Fighting Man killed by peaceniks

2006-04-15T02:35:00.000-07:00

You'll remember that by March of 2004 the anti-Bush, anti-liberation of Iraq movement was in full swing and already emboldening the killers to do what they do best. Unfortunately PFC Sandoval got in the way of one of Sen. Kennedy's allies, aka: al qeda. Thank you peace activists. Thank you left wing. Thank you MSM. Well actually, may you rot from the eyeballs down. Unlike me, you'll not here his brothers complaining about it.

Fallen Patriot: Leroy Sandoval
PFC Sandoval was killed in a firefight while fighting insurgents in Fallujah, Iraq on March 26, 2004. He was posthumously awarded a Bronze Star for Valor.
Leroy volunteered to serve in the Marines and believed in the mission of freedom in the Middle East. Leroy was a platoon-mate of a Vets for Freedom founder. His family supports the mission in Iraq and and are supporters of Vets for Freedom. https://www.vetsforfreedom.org/default.aspx?page=Home

A WORD ABOUT COMMON SENSE

2005-04-22T00:37:00.000-07:00

In case you have visited this site in the past and are wondering why there's been no posts lately, it is because a sort of spiritual pilgrimage has been on going here. There exists a man of imense wisdom who can give you the tools to liberate yourself from the "Hipnotic States of America" as he calls it. Find out where this show broadcasts in your area and download/purchase the materials provided there so that you can wake the hell up.
Mark out.

The 14 Days of TERRI

2005-03-23T10:57:00.000-08:00

On the 1st day of Terri, Florida did say, "Don't bug us on our vacation day".
On the 2nd day of Terri, "black leaders"(eccept Jesse) rant and rave, "Down with acts for blacks that once did save !".
On the 3rd day of Terri, the lines were clearly drawn, On the right side you LIVE, the left your gone...
On the 4th day of Terri, and now it can be told, Don't warehouse them, let's just starve the old,
On the 5th day of Terri, To Barney Franks dismay, Now marriage means he too'll be killed one day,
On the 6th day of Terri, a former nurse exposed,In Florida, the infirm do get hosed,-(rubber that is)
On the 7th day of Terri,where are the ladies N.O.W.?, On life issues they barely make a sou...,
On the 8th day of Terri, it must be plain to see, Stalin had great humanity ,
On the 9th day of Terri, here's the lesson our youth learns, "convenience rules, 'weed' the helpless like some ferns ",
On the 10th day of Terri, a killer judge decreed, "The disabled we certainly won't feed",
On the 11th day of Terri, Terri's husband said, "Thank goodness, soon she will be dead !",
On the 12th day of Terri, a new judge gave us hope, that Terri might get a lifeline rope,
On the 13th day of Terri, that same judge wrote a screed, "Don't forget who's God,this girl I will not feed".

On the 14th day of Terri, ...she died from almost indescribeable suffering, er um "euphoria", through dehydration that led to the slow, eventual failure of her kidneys and other major internal organs with her heart finally giving out if it hasn't already broken from the utter abandonement of her by her fellow human beings that could have/should have, saved her.All while her estranged husband blocked a visit from her immediate family so that she could not hear and feel the embrace of someone who loved her as she died.
God damn them.

Editorial with rebuttal / re:EJ & CNN

2005-02-16T14:43:00.000-08:00

"Gifts, gifts, gifts for killers ! Dillinger would have loved THIS Jordan,

'Rot' hath no God,not this one's soul.He's scared of Colts,

he'll blame the foal.

Ain't 'gwine up to',No pearly gates, Still can't the truth be hear held ?,

On terra firma with consensus sans berates,Rotten, putrid, self hate and such.

One must have a termite smile, To not give in to truth but push & push,(While safely cloaked),for liberties trial.

So happy,with pride rebellious,'Hear me' says he to (our foes) his friends. Applause,applause,colleagues jealous,Like rats they jump when 'it' ends.

Would that they'd make US so lucky,Standing exposed, all colors shown,

What is there to be ashamed of ?Stand up,say your peace now,and be known.

The lie one lives,so burdensome,

Now just be free,freed by the candor,

That you must thirst for and then some,

And drop this so, halfhearted pander.

Say it proudly,beliefs all strong,

Waivering you'll not do more of,

Gaming opinion as ping pong,

Between U S and what you love."

"Right is wrong and left is right,
That is the thing what drive me,
Moral-less relatively speaking,
Your 'good's' my bad,
Truth don't go and jive me.

Finally away, The smoke could clear,
Left before you defenseless,
Eyes blackened with 'flowered' ear,
Your burnished truth beat me senseless.

Let me walk back to the 'slimeset',
Or find my rock, under I'll climb it,
You'll not have 'Eas' to kick around,
For the best left slants, I'm still it."

Mattis v. invertabrates

2005-02-11T01:09:00.000-08:00

Badass Mattis,
Don't believe 'im,
Pain's all that is,
He's relievin',
To do a job,
That must be done,
Why must they rob,
Him of his "fun" ?
Want to do this ?
No one does,
An ugly job his,
Embrace him 'cuz,
To strap on guns and,
Dispense justice,
To the taliban,
Now turned to dust is,
A miracle for,
20 mil. Aghgan,
Fearin' OBLs war,
Now their votes can,
For the way make,
Freedom & Peace now,
Who would dare take,
Such a solemn vow ?
For you see 'tis,
This thin line green,
Gives despite his,
Words they think mean,
Rights to screamin',
And persuin'
All those they're reamin'
And want to ruin.
They say "We're" bad,
He says "hup two",
Still they make mad,
All the ones who,
Would kill babies,
To "show our evils".
Souls full of rabies,
Should get a bowlweavels,
Brand of respect
From our fighters,
Who can't, detect,
Hearts in these blighters.
Mattis & his men,
Must live our worst fears,
Lest we all again,
Live a thousand Dark Age years.

Ready, Aim, SHOOT THE BASTARDS !!!

2005-02-09T13:23:00.000-08:00

MAD DOGS FOR MATTIS
It's ironic that in a country so brave and Free,
Ones speech is quelled, if it offends the enemy,
But call your country, "mean" & "fascist",
Or suggest that one of sadaams "bathists",
Is really like a "Minuteman",
Just "savin' his country", the best he can,
You'll get applause and honors,
From those who would be goners,
If Mattis, that fightin' man,
Cashed it in, forsook our plan,
And left "them" to their devices,
They'd kill their fans, like rats and mices.
So General go on,
You have our blessing,
Don't mind the peones,
But for You, they'd be dressing,
All kinds of new & exciting,
Wounds from phobic sows,
All the while reciting,
Their "must read" koran vows,
As they beg for mercy,
Best not look up now,
As Jersey or as Gurnsey,
They'll have to kneel & kow.
To all the brave young men who,
You lead straight into battle,
God Bless them, THEY know you,
I don't here THEM rattle.

It IS so awe inspiring,
They know what is at stake,
So if they like guns firing,
Can't they get just one break ?

I know that you don't need me,
To tell you, hey, don't sweat it,
I just hope we'll heed thee,
'Cause now we HAVE TO get it !

eason jordans Greatest Hits(so far...)

2005-02-09T01:43:00.000-08:00

"Owed" to ej
eason jordan,
Room and boardin',
With the devil,
Not the Lord in,
Heaven above,
He's got no Love,
For those who fight,
And Preserve the right,
Of votes not pain,
His network loved,
To cloak hussein,
From "evil doers"
Our taliban screwers,
'Ol eason's mad,
he'll kill Your Dad,
With lies and slander,
Built as pander,
To killers of thousands,
Now aroused and,
Lookin' for U S,
They'll bomb a bus,
Of 3rd grade Jews,
Hey now eason,
Do you "Got Clues"?
Reporters dead,
In COMBAT ZONES !,
Is your face red,
For no proof shown ?
Of how our Men,
Target jazheera,
A REAL deaths den,
Why should they fear a,
Reprisal from,
A shell-shocked gunny ?
Their promo-shuns,
Make streets go runny,
With blood from his,
Well loved brothers,
And GROUPS of kids,
With mourning Mothers.
Safely "inbed",
OUR "evil" shown,
Cut off a head ?
Leave THAT alone !!!
Limericks for truth Presents...
There once was a "man" named eason,
Who with his brethren,
Commited treason,
They'd obfuscate,
And hide their hate,
Raping the 1st in every season.

Grand spawn of Lizzie B.
eason jordan, took some "facts",
And gave Israelis 40 wacks,
When he saw that this was fun,
He gave his country, finger one.

This, is CNN

CNN spells, for you doom,
If your leader, has a rape room,
For press access, buys him silence,
Bad George said "axis",but "there's no violence !"

You see the story, is the thing,
"Don't let a fact, dull 'your truths' ring",
We've got a certain, point of view,
Dichotomies, should not bug you.
Give in, To us you should bow,
Before us sans proof,
Ask dan rather how,
He'll say "just stay aloof".
It works each bloody time,
So the watchers note,
Then say a lame ass line,
That some lawyer wrote.
He who laughs the last,
Laughs the best you know?
Now that you are the past,
Does it really blow?

A WORD OR 2 ABOUT..... hemoroids...

2005-02-08T14:47:00.000-08:00

Take this gun, now go kill,
And feel real bad about it,
So they can run, their movie mill,
That says "You're sick!" they SHOUT it.
Is it now,
That freedom's been had,
And lost on those who use it ?
Would it really be so bad,
To go back in time or choose it ?
Do Your job and do it well,
They'll Act big,
And say it's "hell".
Ignoble men, are made you see,
When drowning in, a lake called "me".
L. Odonell apologize,
Write your screeds,
And tell your lies.
But truth be told,
Bad conscience yours,
Why not behold ?
Acts heroic, and NOT folklores.
Men who know the searing pain,
Of bleeding flesh, A Brothers pain,
Need not say, "I'm sorry" or,
"If not for me, there'd be no war".
I fear war, and death as well,
That is more, reason to tell,
Unvarnished truth,
From in your shell,
It's not uncouth,
To praise those who fell.
(for all of us, now say it)
Thank You, my armed brothers,
Sisters guard my child,
You die for all US "others",
Just don't act too wild!
Be civil, be "humane",
And don't ever forget,
If Your killers are seen slain,
The MSM's Your biggest threat.
Thanks for understanding,
There's something more than You,
And still bear, all those demanding,
"Don't be happy, nor to Your cause be true".
It's fighting men THEY HATE, YOU, see ?
Those "Main Stream Media",
And don't forget the D.N.C.,
Who smile when "they" defeat ya.
Don't know how You do it,
Keeping Your perspective,
I'd prob'ly just say "Screw it !",
And let loose with invective.
Can't they see who's blood was spilled,
Less ALL the attribution,
Given scribes, so self fullfilled,
With their negative contribution ?
Thank You doer's,
Men of Action ALL.
Now to the booer's,
Who should STAND so tall,
I'll ask you just one
More time, "Now stop!"
Saying, "killing's not 'fun'."
To the ones who drop,
From bombs and bullets too,
That are meant for me & you.
Oh ingraditude !
Why can't you see ?
It's Men with Guns, that keeps us Free!
Ideals are fun, but you'd just pee,
Starin' down, ol' zarkouwi.
Take all college proffs,
Add congressional traitors,
Media elites, with show biz scoffs,
And all the rest of you haters,
One tiny cell,
I would not trade for,
(From one shining example of,
Our Best & Brightest who fight for)
Every single ungrateful dove.

Hurry !!! Give up, before it's too late !!!

2005-01-30T13:19:00.000-08:00

Some are made, but not all,

To live a life so free,

As the senators who now call,

On US, "Stop spreading Liberty!".

Don't spread sweet Liberty.

Abandon now all ideals,

Revisit histories course,

Don't think, just do what one feels,

And leave without remorse.

Who are WE to force ours,

This brand of so called truth,

Upon them just for 2 towers,

There's NO "connection proof ".

Let them kill each other,

And heed Bin laden's threat,

All men are not your brother,

Why pay an unearned debt ?

Safely in your own home,

They won't give you cause,

Enough that you should go roam,

And break the U.N.'s "laws".

So lay your head down baby,

And never even think,

Some day soon just maybe,

Will bring destructions brink.

Lets face it now, stand steady,

WE cause murderous behaviors,

Ask Kerry, Barb or Teddy,

Our own blood enemies saviors.

Remember Freedom is just,

An idiosyncrasy,

Men struggled, oh how they fussed,

For this "silly" fantasy.

Now we cannot afford,

To forsake Allahs "peace",

Never mind the dull sword,

For it just brings release.

To experience joy, go here.

Prelude to the afternoon of a....

2005-01-19T14:36:00.000-08:00

Somewhere just outside Frankfurt. circa 1980. Not a covert ops mission. Someone put superglue on the leading edge of my gas mask.
Posted by Hello

The BLOG of ALLEGIANCE

2005-01-13T09:41:00.000-08:00

I Pledge Allegiance, to the Blog,
Of the United Rants of Googlevania,
And to the hubbub, for which it stands,
One blogosphere, Over the media, with clarity,
And Initial Public Offering, for All.

Top 10 why hussien was doomed

2005-01-10T16:54:00.000-08:00

10.) We cut off his supply of cous cous.
9.) Premonitious dreams ain't what they used to be.
8.) Looked too much like Stalin.
7.) Ralph Nader disapproved of him.
6.) Had full support of dnc/algore.
5.) You just DO NOT challenge a Texan.
4.) Allah was watching & he was pissed.
3.) Iran wasn't really trying.
2.) French still working on one-handed fighter bomber.
And the # 1 reason why sadaam h. got bitch slapped like the flea bitten stray dog that he is.....IS, kofi couldn't get him quite enough money quite fast enough to defeat the greatest nation on earth.
This is a slightly updated version of one I wrote before the first "Gulf War" circa Jan. 1991. Oh bloggy, where were ye then ?

john kerry Zippo 'er Bic lighter for sale

2005-01-08T01:15:00.000-08:00

This was a short lived auction for a fake kerry lighter.
I tried to get this onto eBay.Me thinks they didn't approve.

john kerry Viet Nam Zippo 'er Bic village burner.Sure to lite the attrocity of Your dreams,or tuff luck. Item number: 2280635359
Seller information 70stoppsman
Description
Be the only one on Your block to own this beauty.My only requirement is that You believe the following is as real as this item.
Kerry was sent to Cambodia in Dec. '68 by "tricky Dick",that kerry brought back a "magic" hat from a C.I.A. operative that he transported there,that "Lambert Field" provides a great home advantage for the Pack,that the 99.999999999999999......% of stand-up Heroes our military produces and their WONDERFUL HeartRending Actions are NOT worth ANY media coverage and the handful of Abugrabassers deserve non-stop front page/lead story coverage,that "CBS Evening LIES" has ANY objectivity,that dan rathers name does not induce laughter,that "60 Rippits" (Riefenstahl Inspired Propagandists Posing as Informative Truth Salesmen) is NOT trying to destroy Bush/anything right leaning(including THOUGHT), that the NEW YORK CRIMES is even CAPABLE of telling the truth,that sadaam insane had "nuculer" weapons triggers but no nukes/intent to EVER deploy them,that the a.c.l.u. does'nt have blood on it's hands for forcing the release of Gitmo killers who have gone back and killed(or tried to,the lame,evil bastards) U.S. servicemen/women, that Eddie Yost was a great Red Sock,that disabled people will jump out of their wheelchairs on kerrys innauguration day,that "o'really" IS looking out for us,that kerrys home movies(he was a squid) of him dressed as a MARINE with gun belts is great"real war footage",that he was at Shea for game 6 in 1986,that a free/voting Aghganistan and Iraq means NOTHING,that OUR soldiers are All raping,decapitating, livestock killing,village burning,baby killing "Jenjis" Kahn wannabe's,that kerry ran the Boston Marathon,that HUNDREDS of Battlescarred,Decorated and Highly Honorable U.S. Veterans/P.O.W.s are all LIARS,that kerry and his Out to Lunch Bunch(remember!he knifed You guys too,or don't You),all 8 of 'em,are true blue to a fault,that John O'niel,the SWIFTYS and ALL of the former P.O.W.s are Not AMERICAN HEROES,that france,lybia,cuba and any number of hitlerian/tin-pot regimes don't represent "kerrys u.n.", that kerry has Ever ripped the u.n.,that he has EVER Passed on a chance to rip the U.S. or our Military,that we should only do what pleases France !?!,that kerry,his wife or the "Silky Pony" has had a "real job" in 30 years,that the chauntselesai Was'nt lined with trees so as to shade the herms when they took france,that I did'nt just misspell chaunt...shawntzil...shawntsilly...that place in france,that Joe IS the "real deal",that j.f'n kerry believes our Military is a force for Peace and Good in the world,that 80% of the media(100% of the old) is NOT in the back pocket of the d.n.c.,that kerry has Ever said anything that wasn't self congradulatory(how many REAL combat Vets do You know who'll never let You forget it?),that the current U.S. Military is a total failure,racially imbalanced and only there for the cheap education,that they Love their commander in chief because their inbred dummies,that Our troops can't wait for kerry to lead them,that lawrence odonell has a soul,that trial lawyers just want the best for all of us,that michael moore doesn't hate America,that Chief Justice clinton would be a good thing,that "Chairman of the Armed Services Committee ted kennedy" would be a good thing,that c. rangel in charge of ANYTHING would be a good thing,that "oil for food" wasn't a corrupt,evil system to line the pockets of the french,herms,russians and probably the red chinese(who all just happen to be against the liberation of DUNT DUNT DAAA!!! Iraq!...hmm...),that weapons made and sold by the above countries are NOT killing OUR servicemen,that AL gore,t.kennedy,c. rangel,h. dean,p.leahy et al does'nt represent the terrorists greatest hopes,that each stroke of their dull knife through another innocents neck isn't inspired by the above "American" traitors,that they saw off the heads of innocent civilians,Humanitarians, truckdrivers civil engineers,journalists(the 1st ones to go if they ever won) etc. because WE are Mean,that the mass graves in Iraq brought a better liberation than the one provided by the U.S. MILITARY,that we are NOT winning the war on terror,that kerry gives a goddamn about the U.S. fighting Man or that he'll save them by having the u.n. Command their every move.

If You honestly believe the above,You can probably have it for a cheap price(never mind the guy with the butterfly net).If You do pay the "Buy it Now",1 half will go to - www.soldiersangels.com

Unlike the u.n. or Buckeye crack heads however ,my VOTE is NOT for sale.So enjoy the lighter,but please,don't really burn a village with it,we already have two killer senators from Mass.!Comes with a "Certificate of Bombassity"(bombassity, is that a word?).Mark at 70stoppsman.
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john kerry Viet Nam Zippo 'er Bic village burner

Would you support a preemptive strike on Iran?
	Would I ever ! Which button do I push ?
	No, but a "surgical" strike on that Mamoud creep wouldn't hurt my feelings.
	Yes, but only if we promise to stop the bombing after 444 days.
	No, And why haven't we caught that Rushdie guy yet?
	Yes, as long as Bush rides the first bomb into downtown Tehran srceaming,"YEE-HAH !"
	Only the parts that already glow.
	Yes, if only to give Mrs. Clinton a chance to be against a war from the start.
	As long as it's done Democratically, ie: We drop 1 bomb, they blow up 1 mall, etc.
	What's your problem man!?! I mean Israel has nukes, so why don't we attack them man!?!
	Maybe, but first we gotta take out that cancerous cell at Columbia U.

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